Character March 2025: MARSsacre

Should I use the same tone in this article? ... nah, let's not.

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

MARSsacre

Chell Shotgun is a femme fatale in the manly culture of the Slayers. She's no stranger to being violent though, since she's got her hands on both an Atomizer, and a Jackhammer. Her Humanity starts at 5, and I can't give further details on her until her first mission, so that's all!

Ratings

2/5 RPG. Most of it is shooty stuff, though some roleplaying is encouraged to regain your humanity.

4/5 Soup Stone. Thematically strong, I think it's okay to rate this at a 4.

3/5 Would I Play. Maybe one day. It's low on my priorities list, but it sounds kind of neat.

2/5 Would I Write. Kind of? Depends on what I'd expand it with.

11/20 Total Rating

Character March 2025: Descent of the Holy

Let's make a priest.

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

Descent of the Holy

Father Maksymilian is a dwarven priest who's helping out the community of the Good City. Whether it's helping with the problems of people on the surface, or delving underground to fight off the vicious skeletal forces, he's always on the ready, and quick with a joke. His Faith begins at 1, as it does for all the characters. When delving into the crypt below, his carried equipment of choice is Aspergillum for when it's needed, and a Relic since one of the priests has to bring it. The first prayer he learns from the options listed in the game is Douse the Multitude, a prayer that allows him to regain 1 Aspergillum use after two uses. His stats are as follows:

• Fairness 1d6
• Altruism 1d16
• Courage 1d8
• Temperance 1d10
• Sin 1d4

Ratings

3/5 RPG. I think there's space for stuff that would make it different from a board game.

4/5 Soup Stone. Plenty is already there to work with.

3/5 Would I Play. Maybe one day if I feel like it. Maybe a oneshot? Who knows.

3/5 Would I Write. If I get some ideas for improvements, I could see myself updating this. Until then, this will have to wait patiently for its turn.

13/20 Total Rating

Character March 2025: Your Royal Slyness

This one will hurt me since it's probably the published product I disliked the most out of my itch.io products yet. If I remove games from there, this one might go first.

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

Your Royal Slyness

Drew Ace of Clubs and a King of Spades. I guess I'm the Monarch.

King Patriclus XII is the head monarch of the Wornall Kingdom. He starts the game off with 4 Secrets and 4 Rumors, and his secret motive is to Silence (or perhaps Kill) a Foreign Monarch, perhaps the ruler of a neighboring kingdom.

Now then, let's create some secrets and rumors!

• Secret: His men stole a valuable treasure from the neighboring kingdom.
• Secret: He seduced one of his servants several times.
• Secret: He ordered his men to smear the other king in his own kingdom.
• Secret: The actual Patriclus XII is dead, this is Hyacinthus impersonating his older brother.
• Rumor: He cheated on his wife.
• Rumor: He poisoned his wife several times.
• Rumor: He poisoned the king of the neighboring kingdom.
• Rumor: He dabbles in witchcraft with a secret coven of his maid-witches.

Ratings

1/5 RPG. You could put roleplaying in there. But it feels like a board game through and through.

1/5 Soup Stone. I feel like it doesn't give you nearly enough to work with, though I might be biased.

0/5 Would I Play. I don't think so. I literally don't even feel like reading it.

0/5 Would I Write. Only if I completely overhauled the game.

2/20 Total Rating

Character March 2025: The Hungering End

This is the last of my systems that I posted on the blog. From now on, I'll need to go through the games I've posted on my itch.io. Once I run out of those, ... who knows?

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

The Hungering End

Lord Charles Nevermoor is the head of the noble family. He's a stern man who knows what this is about: the world is slowly ending. Whether he'll manage to get his family to behave and save the world from The Hungering End is something nobody can tell for sure.

His resource is Will, which he can spend to draw extra cards during the challenges. Furthermore, all his cards drawn get a +3 bonus to them. Both of these are relevant only within a challenge. I don't feel like going into details on what that specifically means, truth to be told.

Ratings

1/5 RPG. When the challenge begins, it turns into a board game. Outside of a challenge, it's pretty much nothing.

2/5 Soup Stone. There's some inspiration as to how it could work, but the core of the game is still up to the GM and the group to make up.

0/5 Would I Play. I don't feel like it anymore...

0/5 Would I Write. I feel nothing for its setting, and I'd much rather take what works about this game into something completely new.

3/20 Total Rating

A Modest Life, RPG of retired adventurers

I've been sitting on this one for weeks at this point. Might as well just publish it so I can make a character for it tomorrow.

A Modest Life

"We've done our part in saving the world. It's time for us to rest, and let the younger ones save it next."
Windless Valley, by Kui Lee

Design Notes

This project started when I realized I wouldn't have enough characters for the Character March 2025. Instead of opting for more games I merely helped with writing or reaching for games I didn't even work on at all, I decided on the foolish idea of making a game just so I could make a character for it and compare it among my other games. When I sat down to work on it though, I quickly realized... I don't have any ideas. I asked Kate for some ideas, and she told me she'd like a game about a bunch of retired adventurers, now taking care of a village, resolving simple problems there.

I figured out the boundaries of what I wanted to do and set out to work. For example, early on, I pondered whether magic has a place here, and I didn't make anything magical, nor fantasy humanoids, such as elves, orcs, or dwarves. It's all down to earth, so grounded it's medieval fantasy. The only fantastical elements are the adventurers' competence and the four mythical creatures in the events table.

Players are defined by their age, which defines the sum of their stats (ranging from 1 to 20 each). Whenever they use a stat, they roll 1d20 and try to roll less than the stat.  I went with quick and easy stats, and stat resolution, and tried to keep things minimal overall. This even reached into the combat system, which boils down to "everyone wears down the animal, and then someone tries to slay it with one fell swoop" instead of your typical "let's treat it like a pinata" situation from many other fantasy TTRPGs.

The abilities the player characters get are mostly meant to represent things they'd do as adventurers. I tried to make as many of them as I could useful in general day-to-day stuff too, though here and there I had to resort to doing less. At the moment, I feel pretty good about them.

When it comes to managing the village, there are two main things the players are to aim for: expanding the village by gaining the resource cards through work and protecting the village from animals and mythological creatures by fighting and forgoing the work. The table of events also includes natural dangers that the player might try to resolve, as well as some peaceful events.

Included is a small procedure for working, some medieval buildings, ... and it's a game I suppose. Is it in a perfect state? Not sure. Am I going to publish it on itch.io? Almost certainly, but I doubt I'll get around to that until the end of March. I have some surprises to work on before that.

I hope you enjoyed reading this, and I'd like to wish you all a lovely day!

Character March 2025: Gelt and Sand

Another short system is coming right up. I'll aim to make this one short.

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

Gelt and Sand

Voltaire Sunside is a member of the Philosopher cast within the society he lives in. Ever since his youth, he had visions of the past, the future, and even the present that he couldn't witness, so his merchant parents got him the best education they could afford. Now it's paying off, since he's one of the many advisors to the colony's ruler. His statistics go as follows:

• Strength +0
• Senses +2
• Smarts +1
• Socializing +0

He's kind of awkward when hanging out in groups, and he's far from a strong man, but his honed perception and intelligence make up for it greatly in the job he has.

Ratings

4/5 RPG. I guess it doesn't feel like a board game, so that's nice.

2/5 Soup Stone. At least it gives you a setting and some things to work off of. If I gave Rolling with It a rating of 2, this one gets a rating of 2 too.

1/5 Would I Play. I haven't watched Dune, so I'm not too invested in this style of game.

0/5 Would I Write. No real interest at the moment. For now it's a thought cabinet material, waiting for its chance to shine.

7/20 Total Rating

Character March 2025: These Bloody Cells

This system technically features a character, so why not?

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

These Bloody Cells

Jacque "Sixer" Anderson is a vampire who has been imprisoned for over fifty years. He used to be a crime lord thanks to his charm, but nowadays, the criminal underworld has forgotten him, only considering him an urban myth, a rumor. He's determined to escape now, with some help from the other vampire buddies he made in the prison.

Bite is one of his powers, but another one is Charm and Sneak. His wardens are aware of these, but he's causing them a lot of trouble with these, regardless. His starting Blood pool is 11, though he only contributed 2 points to the Plan pool.

Ratings

4/5 RPG. I think this one could be fun, and it doesn't follow a strict board game structure.

4/5 Soup Stone. I'd say the game gives plenty of inspiration. It's far from perfect, but it's better at this than most of my games.

2/5 Would I Play. Sounds kind of fun in retrospect. I'm not absolutely keen on it, but maybe one day I could give it a go.

2/5 Would I Write. If I have good ideas for it, I could see myself do it.

12/20 Total Rating

Character March 2025: Arena of Popularity but no Death nor Magic

I didn't publish it on my blog because it felt rather lame in retrospect, but I might as well bring it up now. It's not balanced, it's kind of strange, and it has a comically long name. But it is how I started this whole thing.

My ratings will be done on four scales, each ranging from 1 to 5:

• RPG: How much does this feel like an RPG to me, as opposed to a board game?
• Soup Stone: How little content does the game expect you to add? For this scale, 0 is a complete Soup Stone since I'd like to sum the scores to see the game's total score.
• Would I Play: If I were given a chance to, would I play this game?
• Would I Write: If I were inspired enough and had time/energy for it, would I get back to working on this game?

Arena of Popularity but no Death nor Magic

The Howler is a wolf-themed warrior. Yes, he bites. Since the rules require a silly 20-word long backstory (thanks, One Punch Man), here it is:

Raised by deer. Ate them. Raised by wolves. Bit them. Raised by humans. Scorned them. Raised himself. Achieved great success.

He starts with 0 Popularity, which is a shock with a backstory this amazing, and his stats are as follows:

• Head 5
• Main Hand 0
• Off Hand 0
• Body 4
• Legs 1

No weapons, no special equipment. Just a wolf mask and sharp teeth.

Ratings

1/5 RPG. Most of it is combat. I don't even know if there's stuff that one could do in between other than manage their popularity and roleplay with no consequence. Unless you'd soup stone it. Speaking of...

1/5 Soup Stone. Again, you get to battle, but not much else, as written.

0/5 Would I Play. No.

0/5 Would I Write. I'd rather start over.

2/20 Total Rating